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PUPPY ADOPTION APPLICATION
Whoops, TAB Pig Membership Application
In order to join this exclusive circle of idiots, please fill out this application, print it out, place it between your shorts and pants for two days, then place it under your bed. We will come and get it when you are out of town.

Please PRINT, fill out and MAIL with deposit.

The application is kept short and simple because most people who consider becoming a TAB Pig are short and simple. Be sure to sign the application (yes, an X will do.)

Date:

 Litter:

Name:

Address:

Address:

City:

     State:

Zip Code:

Home Phone:

 Work Phone:

Fax:

Email (optional):

This brief questionnaire is for our files. Check as many as apply:

I have Leo Kottke "stuff" to give you? (constitutes immediate membership approval)

I am an engineer. (constitutes immediate rejection)

I often write tab in the wrong tuning.

I can't read Tab.

I can't write Tab.

I think Tab is a beverage (ie; Something to drink....for all you "short and simple" applicants).

While playing Metallica's "Whiplash" through a grunge pedal, I can go directly into "Little Beaver" without missing a beat.

To play in Open C, I tune all my strings to C.

I contemplated suicide after trying to follow Stropes' tab for "Air Proofing II".

I think humor, as a personality trait, is vastly overrated.

I don't understand the previous question (constitutes immediate membership approval.)

The name I entered above is my real name.

Give other aliases, if necessary ___________________________________________________

MALE- FEMALE-
If necessary, are you willing to become the opposite sex?
Yes- No-

 


REGISTRATION: Limited Full  
Full Registration means that you agree to send a $200 deposit. These generally sell quickly so don't delay. There are no refunds. Limited applies to your personality.

Your free gift preference: Red   Medium Gold or Copper   Light Gold  
Very light   No Preference

If children in household, give their ages:

Any other pets in household?:

Would you agree to be neutered: if no: Why not:
 

Please feel free to call us.

 



Please be advised we will sell your name and phone number to any tele-marketers we can find. Anything for a quick buck!

 

 

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